how to survive Gawr Gura guide

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🦈 1. GURA IDENTIFICATION PROTOCOL You may have encountered Gura if the following symptoms are present: ☑ Small blue creature detected ☑ Shark detected ☑ Random "a" detected ☑ Somebody has said "BOOM BABY!" ☑ Atlantis has somehow become relevant ☑ You suddenly want to buy shark merchandise If you have checked 3 or more boxes, congratulations. You are probably a Chumbud. 🔱2. GURA'S EQUIPMENT🔱 An ancient weapon of Atlantis. Unfortunately, Gura's primary usage of it appears to be: looking cool. Legend says that the trident possesses unimaginable power. Gura has probably forgotten where she put it. The Hoodie +50% cuteness +100% shark identification +999% hoodie energy Do not attempt to remove the hoodie. This is a Class-5 Atlantis artifact. 🦈 Shark The shark itself is considered extremely dangerous. Threat level: ★★★★☆ Actual danger: probably just wants snacks or pizza 🎤 3. THE "A" PHENOMENON The most powerful known Gura technique. A That's it. Scientists have spent years attempting to understand its meaning. There is no meaning. It simply exists... Possible applications: "a" "A." "a?" "AAAAAAAA" "a." The final one is considered the most dangerous...!! 🍤 4. SHRIMP PROTOCOL Gura's viewers are known as Chumbuds. However, the average Chumbud is approximately: 🍤 this big (ig) If Gura calls you a shrimp: Do not resist. Accept your destiny. You are now seafood. 📜5. IMPORTANT LAWS Article I You must respect the shark. Article II You must respect the a. Article III Never underestimate a small blue shark. Article IV Atlantis is real until proven otherwise. Article V If Gura says "a", you say "a." Failure to comply may result in immediate shrimpification. 🌊 FINAL MESSAGE FROM ATLANTIS If you ever find yourself lost in the ocean... Look for the small blue shark. She probably doesn't know where she is either. Thanks for reading this guide about our favorite shark graduate 🦈HOLOLIVE ENGLISH — GAWR GURA SURVIVAL GUIDE Officially approved by absolutely nobody from Atlantis. a --- Источник: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3791048495

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🦈 1. GURA IDENTIFICATION PROTOCOL You may have encountered Gura if the following symptoms are present: ☑ Small blue creature detected ☑ Shark detected ☑ Random "a" detected ☑ Somebody has said "BOOM BABY!" ☑ Atlantis has somehow become relevant ☑ You suddenly…

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