Игрок 9160·Не рекомендует·2 ч в игре

I was really waiting on this game, but it crashed way too much where I had to start over alot, and it played and felt like a game priced at 4.99

Игрок 4473·Рекомендует·10 ч в игре

Au Backe. ich spiele ja wirklich einige schlechte, schlimme, eklige, dumme, unvernünftige und Grenzwertige Spiele. Aber einen von Gott verfluchten Spiel mit all dem in einem heimgesucht zu werden, finde ich krass. Ich möchte mich bedanken für nichts. Ashley soll ihr Maul halten. Seth auch. Ed tut mir at this point einfach Leid, aber er hats versucht. Ashlesy Mutter soll auch ihr maul halten. Und alle anderen auch. ich kann nicht mehr. Ich will nicht mehr. Gib mir meine 9,5 Stunden Lebenszeit zurück. Tschüss.

Игрок 8607·Не рекомендует·2 ч в игре

Seriously? I’m running this on an Intel Ultra 9 with an RTX 5070 and 32GB of RAM, yet it’s unplayable—the stuttering is insane, and the game freezes constantly. I’ve played much more demanding games that ran far smoother than this. The optimization is absolute garbage; the whole thing is just terrible. I forced myself to play for a little over an hour just to explore the city, but there’s practically nothing there. I’m done—I’ve already submitted a refund request.

Игрок 1394·Не рекомендует·12 ч в игре

This is the worst video game I have ever played. I hate it, and now I hate myself for playing it. I am worse for having rolled credits in this dumpster fire. Agefield High: Rock the School is a game made by homunculi to be played by other homunculi. This was not made by human hands to be played by human hands. I don’t like to insult small development studios, but seriously, this is the worst game I’ve ever played. Legitimately, there are zero redeeming qualities to this game. It looks terrible, sounds terrible, runs terribly, plays terribly, and is terribly presented in every possible aspect. Usually, when a game isn’t good, it can at least kind of hit in at least one spot. This game does not have a single thing it does well. There are people who reviewed this game saying there is potential in it. There is not. They are liars. They are telling you untruths. There is no secret potential waiting for the developers to bring it out with a few patches. It is just a slog of absolute misery and agony in the form of interactive media. The most enjoyment I got out of this was from streaming it over Discord for my friends. A few of us would gather around the communal stream for a few hours, and just watch this absolute train wreck of a game unfold in new, unexpectedly terrible ways each time. Mind you, the game itself was doing nothing to bring any of us joy. It was just the perfect vehicle to watch an absolute failing of game design on every level, and that in itself was entertainment for all of us. Where do I even start with this? The overall presentation is just horrendous. The visuals are completely last gen, with no distinct charm or art style to make up for it. Going back to homunculi, you cannot convince me that any character in this game is a human being. Their faces, hair, and animations are all atrocious messes, with most high school characters looking like they’re 40-year-olds. Every generic building and car looks like it was casually ripped out of an asset store without any care about how to properly use it. Even though the game is so visually bland and uninteresting at best, it still manages to chug when you do something stressful like bike along an empty, featureless sidewalk with no other characters or cars near you. If these guys made Cyberpunk 2077, you wouldn’t be able to run that game unless you had a PC from 2126. And as if looking terrible wasn’t bad enough, I hate all of the characters. Your protagonist, Sam, just gets pushed around and gets into situations he doesn’t want to be in because he just won’t say no to all of the idiotic ideas that are thrown at him. Every character around him has some stupid nonsense they need him to do, like your loser friend characters asking you to steal the panties belonging to the main bully’s girlfriend, or the obvious love interest asking you to take down pictures of her where her cousin is grabbing her boob. It’s all just so stupid and done for its own sake, and everyone is such a charisma black hole that none of the stupid comes back around to being fun. That’s an issue with the whole “raunchy, teen comedy” thing as a stylistic choice. You have to be good enough to make it work, or else you can’t use that as a defense for your artistic vision, and this game is nowhere near good enough to make it work. Maybe I’m now just an ancient Woke Boomer, but I don’t find it funny to spike a bunch of drinks, help my friend get groomed by our English teacher, or watch another teacher peep at a teenage girl in her bedroom. It’s all so mind-numbingly stupid and uninteresting without any charm or humor to help prop it up. Oh, and since this game clearly wants to be a light, silly comedy, why the hell does the tone just suddenly flip partway through the main story? A girl gets kidnapped by some freaks who want to do a ritual, and an authority figure from your school mentions that she’s suicidal, so they’re worried she ran off to kill herself. The sudden tonal whiplash from that had my entire friend group stunlocked for a second. I have no idea how this kind of idea even gets past brainstorming, let alone put in the final product. It's unforgivably bad in a game that hasn't been forgivable even once. Take me back to stealing a girl's panties or whatever. At least that was consistent with the game’s tone all the way through. And it doesn’t even get better after that. The main bully watches you and your girlfriend skinny dip in the lake (in a scene that is absolutely hilarious in the most unintentional way), and after that, he kidnaps her and ties her to the train tracks. He went from an egotistical high school jock to stalker and attempted murderer in the span of a couple of weeks. Again, this tonal whiplash is insane. While I can appreciate how hard it is to write a story, it’s not this hard, man. There are some good reasons why you don’t splice a few minutes of Hostel throughout an episode of Care Bears. The little bit that could have possibly been done with the story and characters is completely fumbled, and it doesn't even feel like the developers really tried in the first place. This one might be a shocker, but the gameplay is terrible too. The combat is abysmal despite being extremely simple. You can punch, kick, shove, and block. This might be a solid set of moves if your punches and kicks felt like they extended more than 2 inches in front of you. Another excellent gameplay decision was to have your defense-breaking shove push enemies outside of your pathetic attack range. Apparently, what the game’s core combat needed was to feel even worse. Then again, that only mattered when my attacks could actually hit, because sometimes an enemy would just go incorporeal for the fun of it, and my swings would happily go right through him. Yep, if it wasn’t bad enough to be inept in every other aspect, the game is downright buggy on top of it all. One of my favorite bugs was being unable to get off my bike, so I had to ride it into school to be forcibly removed and reset. Later, my camera got flipped on its side, and I again had to ride my bike into school so I could be reset, which finally fixed my camera. Sadly, fixing my camera meant I was obligated to play more of Agefield High, so I’m not sure I can say this was a good thing, or whether it was an extension of my time in purgatory. There were plenty of smaller bugs, too. Cops would constantly reset the wanted meter, even if I got far enough away that they should have dropped aggro. Subtitles would constantly flicker in and out, which was extra great considering the subtitles were full of spelling and grammatical mistakes anyway. I would beat some kid with a bat in the school before hiding on a bookshelf in my next class, which would completely break the wanted system over my knee. There are more bugs that other people got that my simple mind wouldn’t have been able to dream up, even on the finest of drugs. It’s just a mess. Do not buy it. Do not play it. Do not give it any of your time, attention, or even thoughts. Read this review and forget about it right after you do. Agefield High is not just a mess of a game. It is a fundamentally broken project that exceeds nowhere and fails everywhere. I would say that it needed more time in the oven, but any amount of time in the oven for this game was too much. There are times when you have to cut your losses, realize what you have going on just isn’t it, and move on. Sadly, this absolute travesty of an abomination still somehow made it to release. I bought this game, and I will not get that $28.50 back, but you do not have to be like me. You can be a better person. Be smarter. Don’t pay for this game. I would rather you burn $30 than buy this game. It is not good. I am a lesser man for now having parts of my brain permanently dedicated to Agefield High: Rock the School, and that makes me immeasurably sad about my life and the choices I’ve made.

Игрок 9428·Не рекомендует·19 ч в игре

I'm here to leave another negative review, BUT! BUT! BUT! LISTEN! If the game didn't cost $30 and was maybe $9.99, I'd say go for it. As I mention in my video review, if you put on some good early 2000s emo or pop punk, cruising on your bike and horsing around in Agefield can actually be kind of fun. Just don't expect the "spiritual successor to Bully" with this one. It's definitely not on the level of a Rockstar production, so kiss that comparison off and just imagine what it'd be like if Tommy Wiseau made a high school comedy video game. If it goes on sale for $10 or less, you might find it charmingly clunky enough to be entertained. FULL REVIEW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf4N1BdkMgI

Игрок 7442·Не рекомендует·3 ч в игре

Commençons par les points positifs: Ambiance sympa bien année 2000 Bande-son rock plaisante même si un peu répétitive Pour le reste: Personnages inexpressifs Gameplay de combat vraiment lourd, aucune fluidité dans les mouvements. Juste quatre touches Monde pas très grand. Vous en ferez vite le tour Graphiquement pas ouf Mais vous voyez, moi tout ça je le pardonne parce que c'est un tout petit studio qui à fait ça, ils ont pas les mêmes moyens que Rockstar donc franchement je pardonne et ça empêche pas de jouer Par contre il y a une chose que je ne pardonne pas. Ce sont les crash intempestifs à chaque temps de chargement. Ca c'est mort. T'es développeur, tu as un tout petit studio, pas beaucoup de moyens, tu peux faire un petit jeu pas parfait mais sympa quand même. Mais par contre si tu sort ton jeu et qu'il passe son temps à faire des Fatale Error à chaque temps de chargement alors la honte à toi. J'espère vraiment que ce problème sera réglé bientôt. Parce que la en l'état c'est injouable

Игрок 4967·Не рекомендует·3 ч в игре

This game is ABSOULUTE ass cheeks, I mean what did the dev expect us to do in between classes?? fight kids and rock the school of course?? Then the wanted system is dumb ASF if im on my bike and getting away how do I somehow still get caught because of the meter?? I mean I knew this game would suck but its like even worse then I anticipated and a lot of the missions terrible this game definitely puts the stupid in Mcnupid and I just dont understand why someone would release this

Игрок 9863·Не рекомендует·4 ч в игре

This game was the biggest disappointment. I ignored the negative reviews, and wish I hadn't as in its current state it is not fit for release and definitely not worth over £20! The concept: a high school game set in the early 2000s complete with American Pie-esque humour is something that appealed to me. It's not been done before and I was excited for it! So excited that I ignored the game's bugs and quirks for almost 2 hours before getting a refund. The good: dialogue is funny. The bad: character animations are none existent, the game is laughably buggy, cycling over grass is SLOW and the bike controls generally are laggy - at some point you will get stuck on a wall/fence. Some sounds - like cycling over grass - are jarring and too loud. There isn't enough in-game music so often the crunch of the grass is all you can hear and it's not exactly atmospheric. Quests appear and disappear and at one point I was stuck on Tuesday for days. The running mechanic is also annoying as the character will run when the controller stick is depressed but randomly stop running every now and then! If these things could be fixed, the game would be great. Love the concept. As it stands, it's not even fit for early access, let alone a full release and to ask for £20 for it is taking liberties!