Игрок 4452·Не рекомендует·87 ч в игре

I have never encountered a more spiritually bankrupt species than an Artemis player in Brawlhalla, a creature seemingly forged in the deepest furnace of human misery and given a keyboard for the sole purpose of ensuring that nobody else experiences happiness; Brawlhalla itself is less of a video game and more of a meticulously engineered punishment chamber where the developers apparently gathered together and asked, “How can we make two people hate existence?” before unleashing Artemis upon the world, and every Artemis player seems to possess the unique ability to transform a perfectly ordinary match into an archaeological excavation of my patience, floating across the screen like an overconfident mosquito, swinging that ridiculous scythe with the precision of a blind gardener, missing attacks that should have connected with absolutely nothing, and somehow emerging victorious through what can only be described as divine administrative error; the moment that purple menace appears on the character select screen, I can practically hear my ancestors sighing in disappointment, because I know I am about to spend several minutes being launched, dragged, spun, thrown, and emotionally disassembled by someone whose entire strategic philosophy appears to be “press buttons until the other person develops a philosophical objection to existence”; and then, after somehow winning, the Artemis player performs an emote with the smug confidence of someone who has conquered nations, when in reality they have accomplished nothing more significant than successfully operating a controller while dressed as a sentient traffic cone from outer space; if Brawlhalla is a representation of humanity, then Artemis players are the reason historians will eventually conclude that humanity deserved extinction, because surely no civilization capable of producing such a concentrated form of irritation could possibly have been allowed to continue; I do not merely dislike Artemis, I regard its presence in a match as an insult personally delivered by the universe, and I do not merely dislike Brawlhalla, I believe the game itself should be placed in a museum alongside other catastrophic mistakes humanity has somehow survived. I Despise Artemis

Игрок 9805·Не рекомендует·2364 ч в игре

Brawlhalla is the gaming equivalent of making a deal with the Devil, except you’re the one getting screwed by the fine print. You boot it up thinking, “Just one game.” Then one game becomes ten. Ten becomes an evening. And eventually you realize you've spent hours being launched into the sky by the same three attacks, wondering why you keep coming back. The worst part is that you can’t leave. You can uninstall it. You can swear it off. You can tell yourself you've finally broken free. But somehow, days later, there it is again—quietly waiting. And you return, because Brawlhalla has learned exactly how to make you miserable in a way that keeps you playing. It doesn't want your money. It wants your soul. Every victory feels like a brief moment of freedom. Every loss feels like the Devil reminding you who owns the contract. And somewhere between the rage, the matchmaking, and the desperate “one more game,” you realize the truth: I never won the deal. I only agreed to keep playing. 10/10. I hate this game.

Игрок 0432·Не рекомендует·369 ч в игре

Horrivel, absurdo, ultrajante, jogo para desempregados, esse jogo é injusto e sem balanceamento, tento subir para platina e aparecem caras que não tem vida social, ficam usando ataque forte sem parar e depois ainda farpam, horrível, não baixe senão você vai começar a bater em mendigos na rua.

Игрок 8646·Рекомендует·1025 ч в игре

Sou sadomasoquista, esse jogo é o inferno em forma de jogo, é impossivel se divertir se você quer melhorar, apenas esqueça disso e tente focar em jogar que nem um patetinha, se você jogar igual pateta e perder, tanto faz! se você jogar igual pateta e ganhar, é divertido! Se você jogar todo optimizado querendo ganhar e ganhou, é incrivel a sensação!! Agora se você joga desse jeito e perder? A sensação é terrivel.. :( Então o unico jeito de se divertir nesse jogo é ser pateta. Seja pateta.

Игрок 4009·Рекомендует·101 ч в игре

I'm saying I recommend this game so people can see this. I HEAVILY do not recommend this game, if you have just the slightest form of humanity inside you please for the love of this world do not click play. Once you discover the immense amount of money indulging products this game has to offer you wont be able to turn back. It will go from "just this one" to "I need this one as well." you will lose every single penny in your bank account and you will feel no remorse or regret for it until its too late. Lets also talk about ranked, tell me exactly WHY I want to que into just a few games to pass the time and then I get placed against the most lifeless human being to exist. Bare in mind I haven't even done my placement matches yet. Now after you go through that torture you will say to yourself "right last match I will play this then get off." But NO you will not, instead the games down right horrible matchmaking gives you players that are horrible as well with a horrible rank to boost your ego and then every so often they will que you with former pros. Then the cycle will repeat for literal ages until you decide putting a shotgun WITH a silencer to your cranium is a better choice than clicking ready again. I had more than 3000 hours on my PS5 on this game and after another 100 on my pc I have finally gained some sort of conscience to know that I need to live my life instead of dragging my soul down to hell. Please for you emotional and spiritual health DO NOT PLAY THIS. After you get addicted there is NO going back. I pray for you all who are once stuck like I was.

Игрок 2823·Не рекомендует·1128 ч в игре

tengo casi 1200 horas y puedo decir que este juego es igual o mas toxico y adictivo que la p4stab4se. si enserio queres ser feliz y tener novia un trabajo y una vida estable. no lo juegues.

Игрок 4711·Не рекомендует·3 ч в игре

Brawlhalla is not a game anymore. It is a punishment disguised as entertainment. Every match begins with a whisper of hope, only to end in the screaming choir of frustration. The controls feel possessed, the matchmaking feels cursed, and every opponent moves as if they have signed a contract with the devil himself. You do not play Brawlhalla. You enter its realm. A realm where attacks vanish into the void, where gravity has abandoned all reason, and where your character seems determined to betray you at the exact moment you need them most. The developers must have gathered beneath a blood-red moon and asked, “How can we make something technically playable, yet spiritually unbearable?” And thus, Brawlhalla was born. Every defeat feels preordained. Every victory feels accidental. The game whispers promises of fun while secretly sharpening the knife behind its back. I have played games that challenged me. I have played games that angered me. But Brawlhalla? Brawlhalla tests the limits of human suffering. 10/10 would uninstall again.

Игрок 8402·Рекомендует·452 ч в игре

This game has more salt than the Dead Sea. The players spamming the Salt emote are doing their best to make another one. Win a close match? Salt. Lose a stock? Salt. Get edgeguarded? Salt. At this point, I’m convinced half the playerbase isn’t fighting for Elo anymore. They’re fighting to see who can be the saltiest.