
Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim
Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y'know, but you CAN'T LIE TO GOD.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. Yeah, I'm being serious right now. No, put that straitjacket away.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen , a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy , who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control. Such is the life of Randy.
Anyhoo, Dialtown has many features, including:
A unique visual style compromised of real world photography, photo-realistic 3d models and 2d illustrations.
Strong comedic writing that stands out from other dating sims on the market. Dialtown's visuals aren't just different, its writing is just as out-there!
Being able to explore the city of Dialtown when not actively dating, and meddle with its citizens' lives!
Several romance routes with multiple endings. The things you say and do matter! (The game has 26 endings!)
A full OST composed by the acclaimed Nathan Hanover of NH's Synthonic Orchestra.
The ability to hunt for Bigfoot.*
(*We can make no guarantees about Bigfoot's whereabouts at this time.)
So, you gonna buy it? What, you some sort of SPINELESS COWARD?! 'Course you are! After all, I've got a KNIFE in my right hand, so you don't exactly have a choice now, do ya? WALLET. HAND IT OVER.
Anyway, enjoy this fun, no cords-attached* phone-based romp.
*(Warning, may actually contain cords)
Системные требования
Минимальные
- Minimum:
- OS *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit)
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
- Memory: 4 GB GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 2750 MB available space
- Sound Card: ???
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- Recommended:
- OS *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (64bit)
Отзывы
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Игрок 8522Рекомендует34 ч в игре
没玩过Dialtown的人外异形头控只能度过一个相对失败的人生 太长不看版: 人外异形头控一旦玩过dialtown 你这辈子就定型了 你早早地知道了Randy、Karen、Oliver的好 这是你的幸运 你的气质你的品味抬高到了远超普通人的程度 进可搞拉拉退可搞bg 上拳打脚踢theoroar下与邪恶猫猫头市长biubiubiu 搭配自选性别异形头完美适配人外控xp 玩人外异形头游戏不玩dialtown 只能度过一个相对失败的人生 这就是我的人生观 dialtown门 正文: 好久没有吃到像dialtown如此美味又正宗的混乱邪恶人外异形头游戏了,虽然最先吸引我的是商店页面花里胡哨的真人拼贴画cg,玩了之后才发现是人外游戏里的仙品。 我们mc不仅是一个绿皮人外、有八个奇酷比、满嘴粗鄙之语、会单性繁殖的生锈异形头,而且所有出场角色都是美味异形头(包括小动物)——看到长颈鹿长着梯子头,大鹅长着碎纸机头我笑疯了,难怪Randy投喂大鹅弄得满手都是伤!(绿皮伸大拇指.jpg)。 不得不提的是,游戏有很多恶俗梗,但处处贴心的ally要素让人很舒适:虽然世界观的性别设定是打字机头默认女,电话头默认男,但性别代词不仅能自选,也可以自创代词,二周目我要叫GOD ;感情线lgbtq+友好,含女同线(Karen),男同线(Oliver),任意性向(Randy、bigfoot),以及dlc的混邪triad/友情线(mc×Oliver×Randy) 。 每条线文本量都很足(这游戏25年还在出dlc,售后一本满足),情节很欢乐,反转又让人始料不及,还含有很多眼泪尿尿情节。就算是一般线和be结局,也豪无敷衍,也能让我产生“故事还能这样写吗”的感慨。 角色塑造: 谈一下我最喜欢的角色Karen 和Randy 。 Karen 初见还比较正经,符合公事公办,礼貌又带点儿冷漠的银行柜员刻板印象。在进线选项中,如果mc还维持满嘴跑火车的说话风格的话,会被Karen狠狠发卡!be线的Karen也是相当冷酷无情,会残忍攻击mc是个绿皮怪物。一旦进线,Karen又是那种会嘴上说着“no way”,但在mc的死缠烂打下会心软,什么都依mc的女友类型。换句话说,Karen就是标准的傲娇、dialtown醋王啦。猜猜本游戏为数不多的“she’ mine!”都是谁说的XD 不过最令我触动的还是Karen的he结局,在本游混邪搞怪的风格下,mc鼓励Karen辞去了她讨厌的银行柜员工作,投身于喜欢的马马艺术事业——爱情正面激励女人投身进步事业,勇敢追梦,不论看几次都会令人感动。 Randy 是我第二个进线的角色。无论怎么看,作者都把这个Randy往惨里写,惨到很搞笑。就算穷到去住垃圾桶,被所有人重拳出击,被大鹅追着咬......Randy的本性还是一善良温柔的一小手机。尽管包括汉堡店的老板在内都在霸凌他,但he线的mc对他无尽散发温暖,感觉太治愈了——我们mc还贴心地在他的新绷带上写了“sweetheart”,可Randy确实就是tiny sweetheart啊!本土狗就爱看这种互相救赎,吃糖吃到齁的情节了嘻嘻。反之,Randy作为任何线都对mc很好的人,要走他的be线实在是于心不忍,我反对任何人在公园长椅上拒绝Randy! 另外,关于此男更美味的是,个人线有拉灯过场cg,无论mc是什么性别,Randy都是总攻来着,好意外......并且作为本游戏唯一有配音的角色(虽然只在dlc里有三言两语),还有extra里来自制作组有爱的小画,不论怎么看都是官配待遇吧! 海量文字+致死量俚语撑起了我通关此游的欢乐30h,但是考虑到游戏太小众了,不太可能有汉化mod,有条件的可以挂翻译器玩,啃生肉实在是太痛苦了。 如果愿意啃生肉,请一定不要错过我们美味人外异形头恋爱vn DIALTOWN!(敲打列表) P.s Randy努努实在是太可爱了,可惜已售罄,我晚入坑了八百年QAQ
Игрок 4826Рекомендует2 ч в игре
This game matches my freak. It even made me rethink twice about being oneself instead of meeting society expectation to be "normal" idk man, It's what it's, a truly good dating sim
Игрок 0901Рекомендует49 ч в игре
Me encantó, buenísimo 10/10 Me dieron ganas de traducirlo a español xd (Uaaaa como te quiero Norm jaajsjsjs)
Игрок 9635Рекомендует16 ч в игре
oh my god. i dont knwo what i epected. i jsut saw this online and thought itd be funny but its well writte and i CRIED play it. play it now. you will never be able to fill the dialtown shaped gaping hole
Игрок 3025Рекомендует15 ч в игре
I adore this game! It's goofy and funny. It's been a huge comfort game for me and I'm so happy I got to finally play it!
Игрок 6294Рекомендует21 ч в игре
Randy & Oliver (+their dynamic in Olandy Route) my beloved. I never thought I'd love phone heads this much! All of their stories are truly heart touching. Godsend game, awesome lore, EVEN BETTER CHAARCTERS!!!! :33
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