Игрок 5560·Рекомендует·67 ч в игре

Объясняю - При лишении девственности, девка сохраняет в себе генный код первого мужика и все ее дети имеют генный код первого мужика, если девка лишилась девственности с использованием презика, то и генный код имеет она презика, так и появляются гандоны которые играют сейчас в эту игру

Игрок 9861·Рекомендует·203 ч в игре

Grand Theft Auto V is one of those games that is genuinely difficult to review because no matter how much I write, I still feel like I’m leaving something out. This is not just one of my favorite games ever made, it is one of the games that completely changed my idea of what a video game could be. Rockstar didn’t simply make an open world game with a big map, they created a world that feels alive, memorable, chaotic, hilarious and incredibly detailed. The craziest part for me personally is that I didn’t even play GTA V when it originally came out. I first had the opportunity to play it in 2020, and at the time I honestly felt like I had arrived extremely late to the party. I thought I had missed the moment, but looking back, I couldn’t have been more wrong. I have completed the game more than 15 times, and I still keep coming back to it. Now that I’m collecting achievements, I decided to get every single one, because apparently finishing GTA V fifteen times wasn’t enough. The story is absolutely incredible. The decision to have three protagonists was one of the best things Rockstar could have done. Michael, Franklin and Trevor are completely different characters, yet they complement each other perfectly. Michael’s story is fascinating, Franklin is the perfect contrast to him, and Trevor is one of the funniest, most terrifying, insane and memorable characters in gaming history. But the amazing character writing doesn’t stop with the three protagonists. The side characters are just as memorable and are a huge part of what makes GTA V’s story so special. Lamar is one of the funniest characters in the entire game, and his friendship with Franklin creates some of the best comedic moments in the story. Lester is another fantastic character, with his intelligence, paranoia and obsession with planning making him incredibly entertaining, while also making him an important part of the heists. Ron, Wade, Dave Norton, Steve Haines, Devin Weston, Jimmy, Tracey, Amanda and many others all add something unique to the story. Even characters with less screen time are memorable because Rockstar gave them distinct personalities and made them feel like actual people rather than simple mission characters. And then there is the humor. GTA V has some of the best jokes and funniest moments I have ever experienced in a game. The humor is everywhere, from missions and conversations to radio stations, advertisements and random events. Rockstar constantly makes fun of modern society, celebrities, social media, corporations and American culture, and somehow the jokes still work after all these years. Honestly, I don’t think even GTA VI will have exactly this kind of humor or a cast this memorable. The world itself is another masterpiece. Los Santos and Blaine County are still some of the best open world environments I have ever explored. The city, countryside, mountains, desert and beaches all have their own atmosphere, and there is an incredible amount of detail everywhere. You can spend hours simply driving around and still find something you didn’t notice before. The atmosphere is fantastic, especially when driving through Los Santos at night with the radio playing. Speaking of the radio, GTA V has some of the best radio stations in gaming, with amazing music, talk shows and hilarious advertisements that make simply driving around entertaining. The driving, shooting, flying and overall gameplay are also extremely satisfying, and the huge variety of vehicles makes the world feel like a massive playground. GTA V gives you freedom to approach the game however you want, whether you are following the story, exploring the world, customizing cars, racing or simply causing chaos. Technically, the game was also incredible for its time. The graphics, animations, physics, voice acting, sound design and overall presentation were years ahead of what many other games were doing. And then there is GTA Online. GTA Online became something much bigger than anyone could have predicted and is genuinely one of the greatest and most active multiplayer experiences in gaming. Heists, races, deathmatches, businesses, missions, free roam and countless updates have kept it alive for more than a decade. I have so many memories from GTA Online that I know I will remember forever, especially those sessions with friends that somehow lasted until 3 AM. Doing heists, failing missions, racing each other, playing deathmatches, messing around in free roam, stealing cars, escaping the police and doing completely stupid things together are some of my favorite gaming memories. The fact that people are still regularly playing GTA Online after all these years is incredible. Of course, my decision to collect every achievement eventually led me to the Doomsday Heist, specifically the Masterminds challenges. I have never been more frustrated by a video game achievement in my life. The heist is already difficult, but the Masterminds challenges take it to another level. One mistake can destroy hours of progress, and sometimes you can lose everything because of bugs, glitches or the game simply deciding not to cooperate. I lost progress multiple times even when I hadn’t actually done anything wrong, failed near the end more times than I want to admit, and had to start everything again. At one point I even took a break from the heist and eventually gave up for a while. But I came back and finally completed it. Getting those achievements after everything I went through was incredibly satisfying, and even the frustration has become part of my memories of GTA V. That is what makes this game so special. GTA V creates memories. It is the story you replay years later, the characters you remember, the jokes you still quote, the songs you associate with certain moments and the countless ridiculous things that happen when you play with friends. I also think GTA V is one of the clearest examples of a game that genuinely moved the boundaries of gaming forward. Its influence is enormous. Even today, when a new open world game comes out, people immediately compare it to GTA V. How big is the map? How alive is the world? How good are the NPCs? How much freedom does the player have? How good is the driving? How much content is there? When a game becomes the standard that other games are compared against for more than a decade, you know it achieved something extraordinary. GTA V pushed open world design, storytelling, character writing, humor, technical presentation and multiplayer longevity to another level. I regret not playing it earlier. When I first played it in 2020, I thought I had missed my chance to experience it at the right time, but now I realize there is no wrong time to play GTA V. I have completed the story more than 15 times, spent countless hours in GTA Online, collected achievements, laughed at the story, gotten frustrated at Online and nearly lost my mind because of the Doomsday Masterminds challenges. And somehow, I still love this game. I don’t know whether GTA VI will surpass GTA V for me, but I know that GTA V has something extremely difficult to recreate: unforgettable characters, incredible humor, an amazing story, a ridiculously detailed open world, an enormous amount of content and a multiplayer mode that remained relevant for more than a decade. GTA V is a perfect game in every aspect. It is one of those rare games that becomes more than just a game and becomes a part of your gaming history. For me, GTA V will always be one of those games I can return to years from now, start a new save, hear the opening music, see Los Santos again and immediately feel at home. One of the greatest games ever made, one of the most influential games ever made, one of the funniest games ever made, one of the most memorable casts in gaming, one of the best open worlds ever created and one of the best multiplayer experiences ever made. After more than a decade, people are STILL playing it. That is GTA V 10/10 Absolutely legendary.

Игрок 5382·Не рекомендует·165 ч в игре

Если оценивать GTA 5 именно по онлайну, то впечатления максимально отрицательные. Вместо нормального развития игры получаем бесконечный гринд, гору бесполезного контента и постоянное ощущение, что тебя специально заставляют тратить часы ради очередной покупки. Особенно забавно, что Rockstar годами выпускает новый контент для GTA Online, но многие проблемы так и остаются. Игроков закидывают всё более дорогими машинами и недвижимостью, а нормального ощущения прогресса всё меньше. С друзьями ещё можно весело провести время, но если играть одному — быстро понимаешь, насколько всё завязано на гринде. GTA Online давно больше похожа на способ выжать из игры максимум денег и времени, чем на действительно хороший онлайн-режим.

Игрок 2481·Рекомендует·232 ч в игре

开放世界游戏的经典代表之作，哪怕是13年的游戏细节方面依旧很能打。比如车速太快撞到障碍物人会飞出去。 增强版还加强了画质，让游玩体验更上一层。 故事模式的剧情游玩一遍就差不多了，对三位主角描绘的特别好，一个初来乍到的新手，一个金盆洗手多年的劫匪，还有一个被空军解雇的疯子，故事写了Franklin迫切想要赚钱，饱受家庭危机折磨的Michael，以及为了因为LSPD，FIB，IAA的追逼躲避在乡下地方的Trevor同时还不忘寻找当初抢银行的两位伙伴。 线上模式也就那样吧，赚钱模式太单一了，没有朋友一起玩的话其实可玩性不是很强，如果每天上线都是去抢劫佩里科岛赚钱，那不就是把GTA当成了那些微信小程序上的游戏吗，把钱就当成了一串数字，玩的越多数字越大，玩到最后面与其说是在享受，不如说是在做系统性的任务。 好评是给线下模式的，GTA线上模式早就在佩里科岛DLC推出之后不复存在了。

Игрок 0304·Не рекомендует·496 ч в игре

I really want to give a positive review to this game, but I can't, and here is why. Came back to replay this game after not playing it for 10 years, hoping to get 100% (all trophies) before GTAVI. What I came across is that there are tedious online trophies in a SINGLE-PLAYER-based game. Which, at the end of the day, is not a big deal; a lot of old single-player games have online modes and dumb online trophies in them, but the problem is that the Online Mode in this game F**CKING S*CKS A$$: 1) 2–5 minutes and sometimes even infinite loading screen times (I have a spaceship PC btw) 2) Random disconnections and getting kicked out of the current session 3) Cheaters/modders that force you to change sessions, and in combination with number 2, make you want to punch your monitor 4) Bugs all over the place 5) Glitched missions and challenges (Our CMM2 Doomsday Challenge was reset twice for no reason. The first time was on the 2nd setup mission of Act 1, so not a big deal. The 2nd time was on the finale of Act 3. As soon as we loaded up the mission and spawned in, we got the reset message pop-up lol) 6) The whole "grind - no-lifer thing" along with the recent nerfs to the heists 7) AI-ish dumb R* support that doesn't give a single f*ck about any issue in this sh|τ (BTW --> my regards to the useless f*cks at R* support "Glenn V", "Lok W." and "Mariia S." that looked into my cmm2 problem and found nothing lmfaooo). It’s insane that after all these years and all this money, R still hasn’t fixed these issues. If you aren't a trophy hunter and just wanna play the story mode, then buy it. Otherwise, stay away from it. Have a nice day R*

Игрок 0706·Рекомендует·23 ч в игре

Гта 5 такая же легендарная как в детстве,сейчас прохожу сюжет игры,и главное сюжет проработан до мелких деталей,Рокстар делал годные игры как Юбисофт,но надо юзать их лаунчер,это не проблема играть в гта 5,10 Франклинов из 10

Игрок 1882·Рекомендует·225 ч в игре

Брал GTA 5 именно ради онлайна. И знаешь, при всех ворчаниях про гринд и донат, GTA Online реально умеет затягивать, когда находишь свою волну. Ограбления — это вообще отдельный кайф. Там столько этапов, столько подготовки, столько нервов, когда кто-то из команды ошибается… Но когда всё проходит гладко — чувство такое, будто реально провернул дело века. И самое крутое, что без слаженной команды там вообще никак: один не туда свернёт — и всё, провал. Именно из-за этого и хочется возвращаться: хочется отточить тактику, попробовать другой подход, просто посмеяться над тем, как всё пошло не по плану. Плюс в онлайне постоянно что-то добавляют. То новые тачки, то режимы, то целые ивенты. И даже если ты уже наиграл кучу часов, всегда есть повод зайти: глянуть, что нового, поучастовать в каком-нибудь событии, просто покататься с друзьями. Иногда вообще не ради денег и не ради прогресса — просто чтобы вместе устроить какой-нибудь хаос. Да, без нюансов не обошлось. Экономика тут местами откровенно злит: чтобы купить что-то приличное, надо либо гриндить часами, либо вкладываться. И попадаются токсичные игроки, которые портят настроение. Но если играть не в одиночку, а с нормальной компанией, эти минусы почти не чувствуются. Моя оценка онлайна: 8/10. Минус два балла за экономику и гринд, но плюс сто за эмоции и тот самый командный кайф.

Игрок 0855·Не рекомендует·86 ч в игре

Having to install anti cheat to launch the SINGLE PLAYER game is a joke, i've agreed to several EULAs in the past -to play the SINGLE PLAYER version - and every time I want to play, there is a new EULA to sign and some new bloatware they want to shove in with it.