Игрок 4905·Рекомендует·14 ч в игре

Green Hell is quite possibly the most hateful, bastard-coated, ♥♥♥♥-powered survival game I have ever willingly subjected myself to. This game does not want you to survive. It doesn’t even want you to have fun. It wants to watch you crawl through the Amazon on three health, riddled with worms, covered in leeches, hallucinating, dehydrated, poisoned, infected and slowly losing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind while some tribal bloke sprints out of a bush and caves your skull in with a stick. Every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing in this jungle wants me dead. If it isn’t some unga bunga terminator chasing me through the trees like I’ve shagged his wife, it’s a jaguar launching itself directly at my arsehole from another postcode. Then there’s the crocodiles, which apparently possess military-grade stealth technology because one minute I’m peacefully drinking from a river and the next minute I’m being folded into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suitcase. The snakes are even worse. Tiny little ankle-height bastards hidden in every patch of grass, just waiting for me to walk past so they can inject the entire periodic table into my bloodstream. HISSS. “Oh brilliant, poisoned again.” Walk twelve feet. HISSS. “Oh you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.” Walk another twelve feet. HISSS. At this point I’m convinced the Amazon rainforest is approximately 60% snakes. And don’t even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ start me on the leeches. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEECHES? I walk through one bush and suddenly my character has seventeen of the ♥♥♥♥♥ hanging off him like I’ve accidentally wandered into some sort of parasitic gangbang. So now I have to stop every thirty seconds, open the inspection menu and rotate my bloke around like a rotisserie chicken trying to find the latest bloodsucking little prick attached to his thigh. Then there’s the thirst. My character is the thirstiest organism ever created. I could make this ♥♥♥♥ drink the entire Atlantic Ocean and seventeen seconds later he’d be standing there going: “Need… water…” HOW? WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥ HAS IT GONE? Does he piss continuously? Does he sweat hydrochloric acid? Is he secretly eating handfuls of sand every time I close the inventory? Food is exactly the same. I’ve just eaten half the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rainforest and apparently that bought me about nine minutes before he’s starving to death again. And the weapons are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless. My stone knife has roughly the stopping power of a strongly worded email. Some tribal bloke comes sprinting at me carrying a spear and I’m standing there holding two rocks tied together with a leaf like: “Come on then you ♥♥♥♥.” Stab him. Nothing. Stab him again. Nothing. He smashes me once. DEAD. Brilliant. So every playthrough goes like this: Spawn. Spend twenty minutes looking for two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocks. Find one rock. Lose it. Find another rock. Get bitten by snake. Find water. Water contains seventeen undiscovered diseases. Drink anyway. Start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my soul out. Get leeches. Remove leeches. Get more leeches. Find food. Food gives me parasites. Try to treat parasites. Need another plant. Can’t find plant. Hear growling. Turn around. Jaguar. Dead. Respawn. Find rocks. Tribal bloke appears from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shadow realm. Dead. Respawn. Snake. Dead. Respawn. Crocodile. Dead. Respawn. Some microscopic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worm crawls into my body because apparently I had the audacity to sleep on the ground. Go insane. Start hearing voices. Start seeing tribal people that aren’t actually there. Real tribal person appears. I assume he’s imaginary. He caves my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head in. Dead. This game has beaten me, poisoned me, infected me, starved me, dehydrated me, psychologically tortured me and repeatedly turned my character into an Amazonian Deliveroo order. I have screamed “YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥” at my monitor more times playing Green Hell than I have throughout the entirety of my adult life. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game. It is unfair. It is stressful. It is unbelievably irritating. It has made me contemplate launching my monitor through the window and then following it head-first just so I never have to hear another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snake hiss again. 10/10. Absolutely phenomenal. I’ll be playing it again tonight.

Игрок 1842·Рекомендует·166 ч в игре

第一次玩《绿色地狱》的时候，大概也没想到会在这个破雨林里住这么久。 刚开始什么都不会，男朋友就神农尝百草，看见什么都想往嘴里塞，生的熟的、有毒没毒的，只要系统允许吃，他就一定要试一下。然后就开始疯狂呕吐，真的栓Q了，吐完也不长记性，下次看到没见过的东西还是吃完了yue。 第一次被蜘蛛、蝎子蛰，我慌得要死，他倒是淡定得很，他还不让我查wiki，然后两个人开始满地找草药、研究伤口、翻背包，最后居然真的一点点学会了怎么在这个地方活下来。 再后来就开始选地方安家，我们选在莲花池和瀑布旁边的高地处，水里还有肥美的骨舌鱼。 一开始老老实实盖木头构架的房子，后来某天突然发现泥巴居然也能盖房子，从那之后事情就彻底失控了，我们开始修了拆，拆了修，这里不满意，推掉重建，那里觉得不好看，再来一次，当然这全是因为他是一个炒鸡强迫症，所有的东西必须对齐必须对称。 由于本人操作实在太菜，美洲狮打不过，美洲豹也打不过，野人更是见到就跑，遇到危险基本只能在旁边大呼小叫，所以我很快就失去了家庭地位以及一切重大工程的决策权，他负责打架、规划、盖房子，我负责做饭、种地、搬木头、搬泥巴、搬各种乱七八糟的建筑材料，每天勤勤恳恳给他打工，偶尔还要被他嫌弃效率低。 后来普通盖房子已经满足不了他的野心了，于是又开始了修建空 中 高 速 ！是真的高速，一段一段的空中吊桥，沿着地图慢慢往外修。为了几米长的桥来来回回搬不知道多少趟木头，砍树、采绳子、运材料，再继续往前延伸，而且修到现在也才一小部分，距离把整张地图真正串起来还有很远呢。 但我现在反而觉得，没有修完也挺好的，因为这样以后就还有很多东西可以继续做，还有很多桥可以一起搭，还有很多地图可以慢慢探索。 至于游戏本身，唯一的缺点就是多人模式的 BUG 太多了，官方有空修一修吧。 其实玩到现在，我已经很难把《绿色地狱》单纯当成一款游戏来看了。 地图上的房子、农田（每次野人来家里都要拆香蕉地，百思不得其解）、泥巴墙、吊桥，还有那些开心的不开心的时刻，好像慢慢都变成了一些很具体的回忆，而我最珍惜的，也不是我们到底把游戏玩得多好，而是我很开心，能遇到一个愿意陪我一起玩游戏的人，愿意听我说很多很多话，愿意陪我闹，看我犯蠢，陪我把一个本来很普通的游戏玩成只属于我们两个人的故事。 我很爱你。 我们的未来确实还有很多未知，以后会在哪里，会经历什么，会不会有很多现在想象不到的变化，这些事情我都不知道，但至少现在的每一天是真实存在的，最近这段时间我总是很焦虑，也谢谢你理解我的焦虑没有嫌我烦。 所以，谢谢你出现在我的生活里，未来还有很多未知数，但至少当下的每一天都是已知的。 我希望我们还能一起把桥修得更远一点，把地图走得更远一点，也希望这份喜欢、陪伴和爱，可以比这条高速存在得更久一点。 毕竟我们的空中高速还没修完呢。

Игрок 4290·Рекомендует·63 ч в игре

Entrei no jogo, caí de um penhasco e morri. Voltei, tomei água do rio, enlouqueci e morri. Tentei explorar uma caverna, um escorpião me picou e morri. Tentei explorar mais uma vez, uma onça me achou e, adivinha? Morri. Ô jogo bom. 10/10.

Игрок 0706·Рекомендует·23 ч в игре

Estava caçando e acabei me deparando com uma onça, depois de quase morrer, consegui mata-lá. Um tempo depois encontrei nativos, como ainda não havia tratado meus ferimentos resolvir fugir deles. Quando finalmente estava chegando em casa, pisei em um sapo venenoso... Morri. 10/10

Игрок 7249·Не рекомендует·1 ч в игре

新手教程不说明白什么是什么、只说要你做事但不告诉你怎么做、甚至指鹿为马的来 我不是真的去荒野求生的，我是来玩游戏的，教程都能做的一坨屎我看也不用玩了，你确实做到了筛选出了合适的玩家，恭喜你啊

Игрок 1157·Рекомендует·41 ч в игре

Игра понравилась для любителей жанра выживалок рекомендую, как один из интересных сюжетных проектов!

Игрок 8795·Рекомендует·74 ч в игре

Um jogo muito divertido e desafiador, ensina algumas lições e técnicas reais da mata e de como não morre nela.

Игрок 5621·Рекомендует·2 ч в игре

그린헬 ㅋㅋ 이찬수가 하자 해놓고 어렵다고 유기 시킨 게임 하지만 유기에서 끝났으면 더 지랄하지 않았다. 이유는 우리 유기 시키고 지 혼자 몰래 엔딩 본 게임