Игрок 7226·Рекомендует·2 ч в игре

My friend gifted me this magnificent game without saying a word, just a very menacing "check Steam". I never expected the weight of the experience I was about to shove myself into. I was told, "Bren, time to horse", and then I opened the game. It changed me. This is why I will always support indie games. There's something so raw and out of this plane with games like this. The boss fight literally reminded me when I tried for the very first time, when I was a lonely child, a successful yet incomprehensible japanese game series. I didn't had this feeling in such a long time. Also my favorite level is the one with the horse fly. I unironically recommend this game. It's fun. It makes you feel smart by solving those horses. It made me a horse.

Игрок 6747·Рекомендует·1 ч в игре

I entered into a flow state and stopped talking while playing this game, I had to remember to breathe, why did this game do this to me, should I be afraid? horse

Игрок 3360·Рекомендует·2 ч в игре

horse. my boyfriend bought this for me, we genuinly had such a great time playing this game, almost died of laughter 10/horse, would recommend

Игрок 2008·Рекомендует·2 ч в игре

ive literally never hated playing a game more in my entire life, I feel like after playing this game i have physically aged, I mean I literally aged I gained wrinkles from this, I am no longer man but mere concept. honse

Игрок 4541·Рекомендует·5 ч в игре

When I was in middle school symphonic band, we had the opportunity to perform our songs in front of judges at a festival. Other schools attending had this opportunity as well. After performing, our band teacher received an envelope containing our rating. Before opening it, he explained to us that the songs that we performed were well above our expected level, and even if we didn't achieve the highest rating of "superior", that a rating of "excellent" would mean a lot; if another band played Hot Cross Buns perfectly and received a "superior", then the significance of that "superior" wouldn't even come close to our "excellent". My take away isn't that this game is simple and is thus of less quality and prestige compared to other more fundamentally complex games- though I would say that is true. Think about your favorite games, the games that you respect, the games that you hold in high regard, the games that mean something to you, the games that changed your outlook on life... Like my middle school symphonic performance, they all have flaws. We did receive an "excellent" in the end, much to our dissatisfaction. However, like the other bands who did attain that coveted "superior" at the festival, I believe that in it's simplicity, this game was able to achieve perfection. This is a perfect game. Is that underwhelming, unsatisfying? Maybe. But this is what perfection looks like, and I find that truly aspiring.

Игрок 4175·Рекомендует·2 ч в игре

this game has stopped the neverending cycle of substance abuse that holds my family in captivity, upon opening this program, i have found that my need for heroin is gone, and i am now finally able to go and be a father again, this game has meant the world to me, and i highly reccommend you all play this. my name is chiara mia suarez, and i live at

Игрок 1110·Рекомендует·2 ч в игре

literally the best game ever created. I do not lie when I say this is life changing. and by life changing. I mean. my life was changed. I spent almost 2 hours. playing a horse game. and if that doesn't mean my life was changed. then I don't know what does. because clearly. if I wasn't doing the same thing as I was doing before this game. then my life must have been changed. even slightly. however it was massively life changing in this case. as that time was spent playing horse magnifier. which is honestly the best use of time you could ever use your time for. in fact. I think the government should require people to play horse magnifier to pass like kindergarten or something. because I feel that if everyone had played horse magnifier, there would be less problems in the world. and I mean it. this game is that life changing. I'm no longer the same person I was before I played this game. not only is this game life changing, it's also not clickbait. you magnify horses. it's also only $3, which is honestly a steal. this should be like. $80. because you honestly can't get this kind of experience anywhere else. and it doesn't take too much of your time either. it gets its point across, and then it leaves you. it leaves you wanting more. but you won't get more, because the developers know there's only so much horse magnifying you can do before your mind breaks. in fact, seeing as I 100%ed it in under 2 hours, I could refund it. however, I will not. because, why would I refund something, if I got everything I could possibly have ever asked for out of it, and more? there is nothing more I could possibly want in life, than horse magnifier. if I was locked in a room. and the only thing I could do was play horse magnifier. for my entire life. I would probably be the happiest horse alive. this is quite possibly one of the greatest pieces of art ever created. and by quite possibly I mean it's the greatest piece of art created that is still preserved for sure, however it cannot be proven that there is not a greater piece of art that hasn't been preserved, or will be created in the future when you are reading this review. such as horse magnifier 2 for example. but yeah. I think I've gotten my point across. this is worth every penny. in fact it's worth more pennies. but well. yeah. goodbye, and don't forget to magnify horses.

Игрок 4698·Рекомендует·2 ч в игре

What is a horse, that is what i asked myself upon booting this game. It was enlightening, neigh, a horsetactular experience. The horse, is all, is none, and is magnified. I found every answer I was looking for and more. Truly a once in a lifetime experience that fundamentally changed me as a person horse.