Lazy Kickers
In Lazy Kickers you manage a soccer team to help them score million, trillions and quadrillions of points to help them climb differnt leagues.
Grow balls, score goals!
You have to grow your own balls from plants and shoot them into the goal to get coins which can be used to hire new players or upgrade existing inventory and abilities. Starts small and finish the match with a bang, plunging the entire playign field into chaos.
Hire players, buy upgrades!
Use the collected coins to buy upgrades for your team to help them earn their deserved position in the leaderboards faster. Ether play actively or let the team work by itself while the game runs in the background!
Manage your team! Assign roles!
Assign roles to your players to make them score goals and earn points more effectively! Unlock new roles and abilities as you go and try different strategies to maximise your income!
Start small, grow big!
Your team starts small but they will progressively get better. Your team will grow from jsut a handful of players, to an entire horde and you will be able to get tons of coins really fast!
Climb your way up!
As you progress you will make your way up the leaderboards! Eradicate teams by surpassng their net worth and ear Match Points to get ultra-powerful upgrades!
Waitch out for the enemies!
Your foes will try to sabotage your work by sending enemy units and planting obstacles on the playing field to disrupt your effort! Use available tools, upgrades and roles to mitigate the threat and keep climbing those charts!
Unlock more upgrades!
As you climb the leaderboards, you will be able to unlock more even more powerful units and upgrades to help you on your way to become the ultimate lazy soccer champion!
Embrace the chaos!
Start with just one player and end up with hundreds of them, making you billions of coins every second! Embrace the joyful madness of Lazy Kickers and become the ultimate champion!
Системные требования
Минимальные
- Minimum:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Core 2 Duo 1.8Ghz / Athlon X2 2.0GHz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics adapter
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Sound Card: AC'97 compliant sound card
Рекомендуемые
- Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 11
- Processor: Core i5-2500K / AMD Ryzen 5 1600X
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 10 compatible graphics adapter
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Sound Card: HD Audio compliant sound card
Отзывы
Steam · Very Positive
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Игрок 1307Рекомендует30 ч в игре
Great game. Great sense of humor. I kind of play these games just to make my wife laugh at the insanity of the near completed state of them. After it really gets going it does become a bit of a noise, which is normal, but the mid and early game is where it really shines. Games like gnorp do a better job at consolidating the power creep into levels that are still visually readable as gameplay itself. Stil a worthy entry, and worth the price.
Игрок 3605Рекомендует61 ч в игре
Love this game, but it needs some work. I'm a huge fan of incremental desktop games like Task Bar Hero, Rusty's Retirement, and others, so was looking forward to trying out something a little bit different. I like what Lazy Kickers is doing in terms of pixel art, the general feedback loop, and the fact I can see it in the corner just ticking away. However, there are a few things that really drag down the experience. First up, you absolutely have to let us hold down the mouse to add multiple players, or any option that we click multiple times. Adding players, increasing the score etc, I simply cannot abide having to click over a hundred times each match or after a boss, and it has really put me off the game. Desktop Defenders lets you hold your click to keep adding, or you can hold Shift and click to quickly add the maximum amount your money allows. Secondly, the game's meta just seems heavily weighted towards the score multiplier, to the point that other options like starting players feel superfluous. As it is, I just respec and put everything into score, and I sail through most matches. Another way to add strategy would be great, or make the other options feel consequential. FInally, a couple of customisation options would be nice, or just something to do with the money we earn besides investing it back in the gameplay. Kits, footballs, goal posts, banners. It would just be lovely to have something larger to work towards. Overall I really enjoy the game and am happy to have something else ticking away in the corner of my screen, but I really hope to see some improvements. As it is, I have stopped playing because there's just no way I can be bothered to click another few hundred times to restock my players after every match. If I am missing a way to quickly do this, please let me know! Or make it more obvious within the game.