Surgeon Simulator 2013

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Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Didn’t fancy seven years at medical school? Skip straight to the operating table with Surgeon Simulator; an over-the-top operation sim, stitching together dastardly dark humour with all the seriousness of life-saving surgery.

Taking on the role of Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon with a penchant for non-conventional tools, perform critical procedures on patients including The Heavy from TF2, an alien with a truly one-of-a-kind anatomical structure, and the 45th President of the United States of America - yes, Mr Donald J Trump, himself!

Known for its diabolically difficult controls (with each finger separately controlled by a different keyboard button), carry out terrifying transplants in theatre, high-pressure procedures along the corridor, and on-the-move operations in the back of a high-speed ambulance. Steady hands? Yeah, that ain’t gonna help!

Updated for 2017, Surgeon Simulator now includes the A&E expansion pack. We’re talking slicker (and often stickier!) graphics, additional procedures, all-new environments, and a (heart) pumping soundtrack.

But then again, we had you at Trump… right?

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Минимальные

  • Minimum:
  • OS *:Windows XP
  • Processor:2.0 GHz
  • Memory:2 GB RAM
  • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
  • DirectX®:9.0
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.

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  • Recommended:
  • OS *:Windows 7
  • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
  • Memory:2 GB RAM
  • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
  • DirectX®:9.0
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.

Отзывы

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13 843 положительных из 16 893 отзывов

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Игрок 0370Рекомендует83 ч в игре

It's easy to pass this off as something like Slender: The Arrival, where it doesn't offer much that the free version doesn't, but there's more content here than you might think, if you can actually get good enough to unlock it. The entertainment comes from the sheer absurdity of it and the purposefully awful controls. Crack open the ribs with a hammer, rip out the lungs with your hands and just kind of drop them by the table. Or better yet, throw them out a moving ambulance. You can even "accidentally" prick yourself with a syringe and make everything trippy. At it's best, it's like playing a Three Stooges routine. It's also significantly funnier when you have people watching. I actually recommend it if it's on sale and you're up for something more experimental. The free version is basically a demo of the first level. Admittedly, the joke may not be worth $10.

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Игрок 2125Рекомендует28 ч в игре

Управление поганое и надо прям привыкать к нему, уже потом будет проще и от этого интереснее играть. Реально как будто на мобилке проще играть в подобное. Лучшие операции из дополнений.

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Игрок 6347Рекомендует61 ч в игре

Recomendo, mas saiba no que está entrando. O controle é intencionalmente horrível: cada dedo numa tecla e o mouse girando o pulso, então abrir a caixa torácica vira uma chacina. Levei 61 horas quebrando costela com martelo, derrubando o coração no chão e vendo o cronômetro de sangue zerar. A graça é justamente errar feio e rir sozinho. As variações fora da mesa de cirurgia aumentam bastante o caos. Frustra? Frustra muito. Mas nenhum jogo me fez gargalhar tanto com o próprio fracasso.

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Игрок 3165Рекомендует4 ч в игре

este es un clasico de juego, es dificil de jugar es correcto, y poco a poco dominas los dedos del personaje, espero y les sirva mi reseña

71

Игрок 4171Рекомендует1 ч в игре

Surgeon stimulator the rememberable hard game thats what I love about it, having to actually memorize hard keys used to play the game like how real life surgeons work it it’s funny, It’s hilarious and It’s sloppy and that’s the jig of it

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Игрок 9327Рекомендует19 ч в игре

The true magic of Surgeon Simulator lies entirely in its intentionally terrible hand controls and its chaotic physics. Honestly, the game doesn't need any glitch fixes—the ridiculous bugs and physics glitches are half the fun and will have you dying of laughter every single time. The clunky mechanics and broken physics are what make this game a total classic!

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Игрок 9056Рекомендует2 ч в игре

симулятор bossa от компании bossa , чесно иногда бесят руки перса и баги, но игра фановая , и очень прикольная, представляю какой вр класный, итог если комп берите, поиграите пару часов, если вр ♥♥♥♥ я вам отвечаю берите

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Игрок 3678Рекомендует9 ч в игре

You guys better bring back the same gameplay style in this one to the 3rd game you'll make. The 2nd one sucks and has features nobody asked for, no wonder why it's got mixed reviews, as for this one, MUAH! Chef's kiss.

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